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The Good: You made the school play.

7. The bad: You had to wear a saddle while you had [we'll leave that to your disgusting imagination -Ed] with the overweight, acne-stricken play director.
The worse: You are now a tree. /Someguy

6. The bad: as the ugly, whining, pathetic loser.
The worse: you're perfect for the part. /ozbabe

5. The bad: Now the jocks make fun of you
The worse: Now the chess team makes fun of you. /thekidinthehall

4. The bad: It's Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Dream, to be done entirely in iambic pentameter
The worse: You're playing the King of the Fairies. /rorschak

Hehe, you said King...

3. The bad: You're a cherry tree.
The worse: The main character is George Washington. /jbray4

2. The bad: You play one half of the great stallion.
The worse: It's not the front half. /Reject

Pyropath, being popular with the play crowd isn't everything...

1. The bad: You're Romeo.
The worse: The play is the traditional Shakespearean way--with all guys.

Originally published: 03/20/2001

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