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The Good: Your band got a gig.

7. The bad: You don't even have a band.
The worse: Just a gerbil who can make armpit noises. /Smokey the Bear

6. The bad: You're gonna miss "Survivor."
The worse: That's the only action you see all week. /Anonymous

5. The bad: As an accordian group.
The worse: At a 12 year old's Bar Mitzvah. /cookiedough3001

4. The bad: At the lobby of a Comfort Inn.
The worse: Your opening for some other band. /nathan

3. The bad: It's at a prison.
The worse: Big Mark wants you to play a slow song so he can dance with you. /hunterj

2. The bad: At Chuckie Cheese.
The worse: You have to dress up in animal costumes. /Sofro

hunterj needs the money, so it better work out...

1. The bad: You're going to be the first rock band on the moon.
The worse: Due to budget cuts, you're going to be launched from a giant sling-shot. They suggest you hold your breath.

Originally published: 03/27/2001

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