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The Good: You got rid of your head lice.

7. The bad: It took four doses of RID.
The worse: You weren't supposed to take it internally. /jbray4

6. The bad: You had to use undiluted lye to remove them and now you have no scalp.
The worse: Everyone thinks you look better that way. /itchy scalp

5. The bad: Now you have to get rid of your fleas.
The worse: And your crabs. /xman

4. The bad: You tried some ancient remedies that your grandparents used.
The worse: Now your hair is MOLDING. /Anonymous

3. The bad: You had to shave your head in order to do it.
The worse: Now everyone calls you "Mr. Clean." /makesmeitchthinkingaboutit

2. The bad: You had to use acorns, but you don't know why.
The worse: Now you've got squirrels. /hunterj

Rubicon missed school for 3 years because of his head lice...

1. The bad: You had to shave your head and dip it in motor oil to do it.
The worse: The lice have just migrated south...

Originally published: 04/03/2001

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