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The Good: You were named Miss America.

7. The bad: The runner up WAS your best friend.
The worse: She CROWNED you when you won. /Polobro aka Pimp City

6. The bad: Your "talent" was eating 25 hot dogs in 12 minutes.
The worse: The judges thought it was the most fabulous feat they'd ever seen. /Smokey the Bear

5. The bad: You had to tuck your d*&% between your legs.
The worse: You're not in a Jim Carey movie. /Vinny

4. The bad: It was only cause of your bust size.
The worse: You're a guy. /Happyglow

3. The bad: You had to shave every part of your body and put makeup on.
The worse: You're not a girl. /monosyllabic.basketcase

2. The bad: You're a guy.
The worse: You only entered to get into the dressing room. /xman

E.D. thinks that they are so smart because they use initials...

1. The bad: You have the IQ to go with that title.
The worse: There is no worse... ignorance is a bliss.

Originally published: 06/05/2001

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