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Signs of the end of the world (continued):
An Israeli company has designed a parachute for workers in high rise buildings. The $795 parachute must be used from a minimum height of 10 stories.
Guess it was in the interest of national security
Hiding your true actions behind a war:
President Bush signed an executive order saying that if any President or former President wants to prevent the release of papers from the White House then all they have to do is say so.
Not that anyone's trying to clean up daddy's mess.
Didn't see that coming
Nothing like stating the obvious:
Reuters Headline: Astrologer Says Laden Search to Frustrate US
It's a bad thing
Professional homemaker Martha Stewart, not one let the terrorists to win, chastised her employees this week for not signing up to volunteer their homes to host small company Christmas parties saying by not volunteering the workers were letting the terrorists win.
Hope she wrote a proper thank you note.
Maybe we should study it more
Reuters Headline: Study Lowers Likelihood of Asteroid Hit
Finally, a study that makes sense.
Nothing's scarier than a lawsuit
xman writes in:
"While working in a theater on Halloween I had the opportunity (well, actually i was forced) to dress up and scare customers. So I hid in the theater and when the lights when out I jumped out and scared the crap out of them. One woman was so scared she beat me over the head with her purse then threw it at me then threatened to sue me for theft of her purse. Are people always this stupid?"
Maybe you should sue the theater for emotional distress.
Whatever
mangus writes in:
"Hey Chris! I'm in Calgary."
Who's Chris? And where's Calgary?
Sources: Reuters
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