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The profit margin that stole Christmas

In the news: AOL Time Warner announces it will drop the Goodwill Games, originally started to promote peace, due to low profits.

Merry Christmas!

Merry Paycheck

Men that really look like Santa, beard and all, are reportedly being offered $30-$50 per hour, for those of you who wondered how much Santa makes.

That was close

Amazon.com wants you to know that it's not too late to order online and still recieve the item by December 24.

Funniest Joke Ever!

The world's funniest joke was unveiled on Thursday by the British Association for the Advancement of Science after an experiment that lasted three months.

RT wasn't too impressed, so RT won't repeat it here.

Can't believe that was overlooked

movie-mistakes.com wants you to know that in "Lord of the Rings" when Hugo Weaving is urging that guy to destroy the ring, at one angle his cape is not blowing in the wind; at a different angle his cape is blowing wildly, for those of you that wondered if YOU have no life.

Don't say we didn't warn you

Okay, since you asked RT nicely, here's the world's funniest joke:

HOLMES: Watson, look up at the stars and tell me what you deduce.

WATSON: I see millions of stars, and if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it is quite likely there are some planets like earth, and if there are a few planets like earth out there might also be life.

HOLMES: Watson, you idiot! Somebody stole our tent.

RT demands a recount.

Go away

Debate of the Hamster (continued):

Smokey writes in:

"Why are we calling it "Debate of the Hamster?" It's about a GERBIL, dammit."

No need to get in a snit about a hamster.

You've got stupidity!

An e-mail with the subject "FW: " wants you to know that "Intel and AOL are now discussing a merger which would make them the largest Internet company and in an effort make sure that AOL remains the most widely used program, Intel and AOL are running an e-mail beta test. For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $203.15."

It's nice of Microsoft to take care of the bill for Intel and AOL, isn't it?

Sources: AP, Reuters, movie-mistakes.com

Originally published: 12/20/2001

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