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In the News: India hopes to control their billion-plus population by making television sets cheaper so people watch TV instead of making babies.
India must not get the Fox Network.
We told you to go to McDonald's
In the news: Coworkers of one of the winners of the $294.8 million Powerball jackpot have filed a lawsuit claiming the ticket was bought in an office pool.
Even if the McDonald's game is rigged, at least you get a meal.
We thought it was pretty obvious
kramertim writes in:
"Wait, I'm confused about the new format. The cops knew that internal affairs was setting them up?"
Kinda.
External affairs
In the News: Charles Schwab said it would cut about 2,400 more employees, bringing its total work force reduction to 25 percent by the end of the year.
Happy Labor Day.
I'd like to bid...nothing
Randomly Thinking early warning system:
eBay is developing new syndicated reality television series.
We're just gonna walk
In the News: Gas prices may rise for holiday due to refinery snags with creating cleaner burning gasoline.
AP Headline: EPA Relaxes Gasoline Standard
Hmm...
Blame it on the Internet
A disabled Mississippi man said he was plans on amputating his feet with a homemade guillotine and broadcast the procedure live on the Internet, for those of you who thought there was something you couldn't find on the Internet.
What took them so long?
ABC News.com Headline: Condit Children Resign
Well, wouldn't you?
Sources: ABCNews.com, AP, Reuters
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