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In Australia, a mall removed a scale after it told customers, "get off fat pig" and "You are a little overweight. Fat xxxx."
The truth, it hurts.
A little anxious are we?
A spokesman for the Pennsylvania State Police in Punxsutawney on the troops that will be deployed to protect the weather forecasting groundhog Punxsutawney Phil in February:
"We just never know what may pop up in these times, so we are getting prepared."
Shut up.
Foxy situation
According to the U.S. Supreme Court, a fox entered the building last week, but has yet to be found. Washington police and a Virginia hunting group were called in, but neither found the fox.
In other news, the U.S. Military has not found that guy they were looking for, who apparently was in Afghanistan.
No word yet on whether a fox was called in.
Playing catch (up)
Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates on the company's new strategy for its products:
"When we face a choice between adding features and resolving security issues, we need to choose security."
What took you so long?
Jolly good
Reuters Headline: Hospital Teaches British Humor to New Nurses
They must be stopped.
Stinky
Two robbers in Italy used the sewer system in an attempt to rob a bank, crawling around in sewage and waiting several hours to rob the bank.
Is it really worth it?
"How are they not a world power?"
hunterj writes in to inform us about a Reuters story about chewable liquor being developed in South Korea:
"'We were looking for new ways to consume traditional liquor,' a company spokesman told Reuters."
We said it before and we'll say it again. Shut up.
Dry clean only
Open Seminar on Euro Safety (continued):
Researchers in Germany found that euro notes survive being washed at close to boiling temperatures but should not be ironed.
The research also concluded that the euro coins survive well when scratched with diamonds, for those of you that have too many diamonds in your pockets.
It's all clear now
Dioptric writes in:
"If Harry Potter is the Devil, and Voldemort keeps trying to kill him, does that make Voldemort God, or Jerry Falwell?"
A moron for not killing Jerry Falwell.
Source: Reuters
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