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The Scandinavian Airline System wants you to know that the story that it reported, about a woman being stuck to an airline toilet seat during an entire flight because she flushed the vacuum toilet, was false.
Glad we got that one cleared up.
Right or wrong as the case may be
Reuters headline Jan. 31: Bush Issues New Warning to Suspect Nations
Reuters headline Jan. 31: Possible Al Qaeda Plot to Attack Nuclear Plants
Reuters headline Jan. 31: India, Pakistan at Odds Over Pearl Abduction
Reuters headline Jan. 31: Filipino Small-Arms Fire Hits U.S. Troop Transport
Have you ever seen one day go to hell so fast?
Oh my god, you killed the study!
A watchdog group wants you to know that "South Park" leads the pack of basic cable shows bringing a new level of raunchiness and violence to television, for those of you who couldn't figure that out on your own.
Screwed again
An man in Ljubljana smashed his car through the glass doors of a hospital and drove down a corridor to the reception desk and then demanded psychiatric treatment.
Didn't know they had HMOs in Ljubljana.
Get 'em while they're young
In the news: Michael Jackson wants global children's holiday
That doesn't need a punchline.
What can we do to get you into this rat today?
In the news: The National Institutes of Health wants you to know that they have opened a store where scientific researchers can buy many different breeds of rats.
Oh no
RT Early Warning System:
Former pro wrestler, Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura, is helping to shape the script and songs for a planned Broadway musical about his life.
Gone down the drain
Bet they stayed up all night thinking of that (continued):
Reuters Headline: China Claims Throne to 2004 Toilet Summit
Sources: AP, Reuters
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