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A new Finnish study reveals that having boys shortens a woman's life span, and did you call your mom last Sunday to wish her a happy mother's day?
A truer statement has never been said
Jimmy Kimmel, creator of "The Man Show," on his new late night show on ABC this fall:
"Four months ago, it looked like David Letterman was coming to ABC. Instead, you got me. This is definitely not a step in the right direction."
Partly bloody, low cold
A middle-aged man stabbed to death with an umbrella may have been killed in an argument over a parking space.
Parking rage?
Maybe we should use that against Bin Laden if it's so bad
A California boy was charged with battery causing serious bodily injury, assault with a deadly weapon, assault by force likely to produce great bodily injury, and mayhem after shooting a spitball in the eye of a classmate that caused the classmate to have to go to the hospital and have surgery.
Assault with a deadly weapon?
America is quite dumb, then
In the news: "Friends" Finale Has America Guessing, Waiting
Stretching for stories, are we?
Nothing says news like scandal
In the news: Bush Suggests Politics Behind Sept. 11 Questions
That's better.
More of a black hole than a central
Kathryn Mitchell, senior VP of programming for Comedy Central on the network's buying of the rights to "National Lampoon's Van Wilder":
"[It] has a college-frat-boy mentality that appeals to a segment of our audience."
They must be stopped. They must be stopped now.
Great bad idea
Maciel wants you to know that in Australia, Domino's Pizza is currently advertising its "New Classic Crust."
Sometimes we make mistakes, too
Devotion to accuracy department:
Princey writes in:
"It was an Australian Rules football player, NOT a football as in soccer player, that got suspended for biting the other guy's testicles. The games are two completely different things, although some American and European people do confuse them."
To reiterate something, you must have already said it twice, by the way.
Sources: AP, Chicago Sun-Times, Dictionary.com, Reuters
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