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Rabbi Yakove Lloyd on unofficial armed patrols he's planning to protect Jewish neighborhoods in Brooklyn:

"Remember, a baseball bat or firearms may deter a terrorist from acting."

Yes, no terrorist would ever intentionally kill themself.

We weren't expecting it so soon, though

In the news: Pledge Ruled Unconstitutional

See, the false patriotism had to end sometime.

Mulligan!

Headline 6/25: Many CEOs bend the rules (of golf)

Headline 6/26: Enron Criminal Investigation Is Said to Expand to Bankers

Headline 6/26: WorldCom Says It Hid Expenses, Inflating Cash Flow $3.8 Billion

Hmm....

Cheap labor?

In the news: Suits Say Wal-Mart Forces Workers to Toil Off the Clock

In the news: Baby born near Albany, Georgia Wal-Mart register.

This has possibilities.

Point taken

The European Court of Justice wants you to know that just because a cheese comes from the Parma region of Italy does not make it Parmesan cheese.

Case and point: Fear Factor

According to a survey, two-thirds of television viewers in Italy say that the commercials are "among the most entertaining things on TV."

Is that your final answer?

Watching TV isn't a good alternative

In the news: Scientists Create Mannequin That Sweats

In the news: Company Launches Wear-Once Paper Panties

Okay, seriously, don't you scientists have anything better to do?

Sources: AP, Reuters, New York Times, USA Today