Top Ten Signs America Online is Going Down the Tubes

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10. Ad department given up, now advertising for Compuserve.

9. The "Welcome, you have mail" voice quit 2 weeks ago.

8. It has MICROSOFT Internet Explorer in the new version ofAOL.

7. No longer get 20 copies of AOL with every MacUser Magazine.

6. New offer: free SYSTEM RESPONSE messages with every account!

5. "What are you talking about, there is nothing wrong with our system!"

4. Don't count customers by the millions anymore, they are listed by name.

3. Steve Case now using MSN version 3.

2. Entire "Games" department has Microsoft games in it.

1. Please try again in 15 minutes.... Please try again in 15 minutes.... Please try again in 15 minutes....