Top Ten Signs It's Time to Get a New Car

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10. You heard Adam Sandler's "Ode to My Car" and began to cry. (Tricky)

9. When your friend asks where the ashtray is and you tell him to just "use the floor". (WiseBlood)

8. The guy at the McDonalds drive-through laughs hysterically every time you pull your car through. (Tricky)

7. You carry a can opener instead of a spare door key. (ShearWind@aol.com)

6. You saw much nicer looking cars in the demolition derby. (Tricky)

5. You get parking tickets while in 4th gear. (Thomas Palsson)

4. You have to reason with it just to get it started. (hacker6119@geocities.com)

3. Your kids are driving better cars than you. (MUCK.COLE@BC.SYMPATICO.CA)

2. Tired of neighbors yelling "Yabba Dabba Doo!" whenever you pull out of your driveway. (Thomas Palsson, Lund, spider)

ShearWind@aol.com comes offers the number one reason that its time you go to Bill's Used Cars...

1. You keep buying rolls of duct tape "for new upholstery".