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10. You are the only person at the noon showing of "Baseketball". (Vasitor)
Isn't that normal?
9. When you light the bag of crap on your english teachers porch and ring the doorbell, nobody comes. (Gammax)
8. You start didn't pack your bullet proof vest, a metal detector, and a revolver, and in so doing got shot and killed. (Matt Jordan)
7. When you call all your friends at 9:30 hoping to wake them up, strangly, they are not there. (TW)
6. After your mom says,"Get your butt ready for school" for the 17th time, you say,"Ok, mom, I get the joke!" and continue watching Sally Jesse Raphael. (Leo's girl)
5. You show up to get you schedule, only to realize that all your teachers gave you a detention for skipping. And to top it all off, your not wearing any pants. (Matt Jordan)
4. You are still grounded due to the straight-F report card you received last year. (Internet Spice)
3. The only pencil in the entire house is a lousy #3. (Jennie)
2. The newly comissioned Truant Retrieval Force is at your front door with tear gas and tracker dogs. (Slug)
Cheeto, it sounds like you forgot school started...
1. Your "school supplies" consist of one notebook with four pages left, a pen that doesn't work, a backpack with no zipper, a pencil that is sharpened to the eraser, and an empty bottle of white out.
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