Top Ten Signs You're Not Going to Graduate High School

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10. You blew up the school - NOBODY'S going to graduate. (dave)

9. You raise your hand to answer a math question in class and the teacher says "Save it for next year Genius." (Ryoung@escape.ca)

8. Guidance counselors are recommending career paths such as fry cook or shampoo girl. (ShearWind@aol.com)

7. They put a brass nameplate on your locker and give you a 5-year contract. (deidelman@gil.net)

6. You enjoy eating cafeteria food. (Big D)

5. Your kids are in the same grade as you. (Kris)

4. Your grade point average is negative three. (Pyro Dust)

3. You think MODERN HISTORY is a typo. (Tanare)

2. Your guidance counsler suggests you apply for retirement. (Sink)

Not everyone is meant to graduate and Teach knows that as they come up with the number one sign you going to History again next year...

1. Cracker Jack University returns your application marked "Ha Ha Ha--You've gotta be kidding".