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Top Ten Excuses for Skipping Class

10. The person you cheat off of during tests called in sick. (Ozzycat_2)

9. Couldn't come due to lack of interest. (Doodle)

8. My psychic friend says I'll be teaching this class in 5 years... I'll catch up on it then. (Archangel.Mike)

7. My homework ate my dog. (Green Goblin)

6. Your teacher once again gets out her "Trip to Idaho" scrapbook. (Leo's Girl)

5. Five of the seven voices in your head tell you to. (Thanatos)

4. One word: Hangnail. (Ozzycat_2)

3. A medical condition requiring frequent exposure to sunlight and immersion in salt water. I went to the only place where I could find sun AND water. (Archangel.Mike)

2. Independent research: alcoholism and its effects on academic performance. (brad)

magnus had a real problem yesterday...

1. Couldn't decide whether to bring the hunting rifle or the 9mm handgun.

Originally published: 10/03/1998

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