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Top Ten Signs You Need a Vacation

10. Grocery shopping is the high point of your day. (Josh Hansen)

9. You read text exclusively between the lines. (Paulo pb90749@Navix.net)

8. The last movie you saw was 'Gone With The Wind'. (Chase)

7. You repeatedly ask your co-workers to put tanning lotion on your back. (2COOL)

6. Your fingers are stuck in "asdf jkl " position. (sl48h@cc.usu.edu)

5. You take Labor Day literally. (Thomas Palsson)

4. You average about one nervous breakdown a week. (PyroDust)

3. Your mobile home has traveled more often than you. (matt274@teen.email.net)

2. You win the award for most consecutive days of attendance...1095. (ShearWind@aol.com)

When you're dog has more free time than you, you gotta get out of that place, Paulo pb90749@Navix.net's dog has done this and they've come up with the number 1 sign it's time to hit the road...

1. You see the light at the end of the tunel and believe it is a train coming at you!

Originally published: 05/03/1997

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