Top Ten Signs You're Not Getting Any Better With Age

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10. All the girls know your a safe date. (bears papa)

9. You didn't move your clock an hour forward in the hopes that you might actually be on time-- somewhere, sometime. (Amanda Henry)

8. You just got laid off,your wife just left you, your kids aresuicidal, and your dog just--Oh, that was the good rug too! (magnus)

7. People find the OJ Simpson trial more entertaining than you. (Spiker)

6. You carry Viagra in a Pez dispenser. (Phineas Gage79)

5. Even though you have had a whole year for more training, you still can't beat 70 homeruns! (Magnus)

4. Instead of waking up feeling bad, you don't wake up. (Doctor Colossus)

3. You forget that you forgot something. (Adam Duthie)

2. You brag to your friends about your new, cool "skin-wrinkling operation" in the hopes that they'll do it too. (Equis)

Praxite has gotten better with age, Praxite's #1...

1. Fermenting: good for wine, not for you.