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10. It's a great way to downsize your news crew. (bob comer)
9. So he can quit 2 days later. (johnO)
8. Why bother hiring him for the news? Run his show at 10PM instead! (Marianne)
7. You like one sided commentary from a two sided person. (2COOL)
6. You've always wanted to see your news anchors in drag. (ShearWind@aol.com)
5. You don't want anyone to watch your program. (bob comer)
4. You want to see someone get hit with a chair during the weather forecast. (galapagos99)
3. Howard Stern wasn't available. (2COOL)
2. You can get that crucial maket share of the 18 - 45 year old transvestite hookers who have slept with their cousin's mother's dogs. (ShearWind@aol.com)
Tricky comes up with the number one reason to hire Jerry Springer...
1. Current news crew not able to appeal to Nazi transvestites.
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