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10. Your friend says: "Be careful! You're going to break it!"... and you reply with: "Am not." (Astra)
9. It starts crying. Then you say, "Wait a minute who put the baby in a box?" (Doctor Colossus)
8. It WAS the ancient Ukranian painted eggs you wanted soooo much. (Magnus)
7. After only one little jiggle, your grandmother screams, "I worked ALL YEAR on that present! And now it's RUINED! It's all RUINED!" (Jennie)
6. Instead of making cute beeps for food and water, your new Giga-Pet demands human sacrifice. (Anonymous)
5. That cute barking sound suddenly stopped. (LZ)
4. You ask, "Where did all these ants come from?" (Skitmaker)
3. That crashing sound can't be a good thing. (Sun)
2. You are no longer able to reproduce, due to the lacking of a vital organ. You've also learned that your parents finally got you that razor sharp saw you've always wanted. (Matt Jordan)
Finch shakes everything...
1. Since you've shaken it, you've had to become adept at opening gifts with your teeth.
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