Top Ten Signs You're Turning Into Your Parents

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10. You think that latenight TV is immature. (The fat guy upstairs)

9. You start to go to bed at 8 o'clock. (Pooh)

8. You find yourself watching "Cooking With Fran" while drinking prune juice. (The fat guy upstairs)

7. Two words: Twin beds. (cRAZY dAVE)

6. You start wearing clean underwear, "just in case you are in an accident." (ShearWind@aol.com)

5. You start subscribing to Reader's Digest. (cowgirl)

4. You feel the need to make a loud noise when getting out of a chair. (timmy)

3. You look through your closet and everything is polyester.(sorian@oregon.uoregon.edu)

2. You catch yourself reading the nutritional value of a cereal before purchasing it. (Drew)

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1. You think the Macarana is a pasta dish.