Top Ten Signs the NBA Lockout is Over

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10. Dumbfounded sports commentators now have to find something new to talk and rant about. (MartinFisher)

9. The once attention getting NCAA Basketball season is getting cut from TV. (Nick)

8. Pregnancy rate among hookers is down. (Skitmaker)

7. Carmen Electra's married them all. (Nadroj 1999)

6. There's no one on the golf course. (southpawaz)

5. The players are no longer complaining about their salaries, but the price of hot dogs which has caused them to suddenly go bankrupt. (Matt Jordan)

4. No more really tall, well-dressed guys at the unemployment office to collect there $117.35 checks. (MartinFisher)

3. The players got sick of their illegitimate kids. (Nadroj 1999)

2. The nation's crime rate dropped 20% overnight. (Jayvid Lenoman)

The season will soon begin, the slogan should be "All the salaries, half the games." I think badrat will agree...

1. Michael Jordan found he had time in his busy schedule to retire.