Top Ten Signs Your Favorite Team Isn't Going to the World Series

Old Top Ten Lists | Old Randomly Thinking | Old Good Bad Worse

10. Everyone on your team thinks the World Series is a collection of books by National Geographic. (97GRAD)

9. Coach's latest strategy: Bats are optional! (Thomas Palsson)

8. The bat boy also subs in the outfield. (munkee@juno.com)

7. You are the only supporter. (Janine Sykes the fat chick)

6. The ads for the games of your team began to stress the hotdogs. (Mexifry!)

5. The tickets are free. (kookkat)

4. When someone yells "slide!",they all look for around for the playground. (Opal)

3. Their name is the Chicago Cubs. (happy, outlaw south, Drew)

2. They have to start paying for their Nikes. (PWells4693)

When you're bad, you're BAAAAADDDD and koolkat knows that. They come up with the #1 sign your team's not #1....

1. They quit mid-season to "gear up" for next year.