Top Seven Unlikely Internet Mergers

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You know how sometimes we make the list bigger (top twelve or fifteen)... well we have to make that up sometime...

7. yahoo.com and excite.com because it's just too peppy. (Anonymous)

6. Nike.com-Microsoft.com-McDonalds.com-Disney.com... No actually, that's the most scariest merger. (el diablo en labibliotecha)

5. jerryfalwell.com and teletubby.com (Razor)

4. PornKing2000 and Disney Online. (Praxite)

3. oprah.com and mcdonald's.com (Anonymous)

2. marthastewart.com and jerryspringer.com (Anonymous)

Here's one that could happen only if a certain hot place froze over, MartinFisher...

1. microsoft.com and www.usdoj.gov