Old Top Ten Lists | Old Randomly Thinking | Old Good Bad Worse
Special thanks to tonyguyzz for helping me put this list together...
10. You rent the other three movies and watch them hundreds of times so you will be sure to get every single little detail and nuance of the new movie. (Loon with a fried egg on top and spam)
9. You put off that nasty open heart surgery. (Johnnycp)
8. You came across this list by doing a Yahoo! search for "new Star Wars movie." (Pretzel Boy)
7. You walk around swinging your golf club and making whooshing sounds and heavy breathing noises. If anyone asks you tell them to join the dark side or die. (Bobo)
6. Two words: Wookie underwear. (Emporer Insane Clowne)
5. Text appears to get smaller and move away from you as you read it. (Pretzel Boy)
4. You've named your kid "Ben I-Can't-Wait-to-See-Starwars-George-Lucas-Rules! Smith." (moo cow)
3. You start calling your girlfriend "Princess". Little do you know, you're about to become "Solo." (Spyder)
2. You're actually considering taking off your Spock ears in tribute. (Emporer Insane Clowne)
Look's like KCSunshine is taking the movie a little personal...
1. You got kicked out of Safeway 3 times last week for trashing the bakery section while using a loaf of french bread as your "lightsabre".
Copyright 1997-2012 InteractiveSpace.com