Top Ten Skills You Wish You Hadn't Included in Your Resume

Old Top Ten Lists | Old Randomly Thinking | Old Good Bad Worse

10. Can make TNT from common office substances. (Kurt Cobain)

9. Can stuff 35 WHOLE marshmallows in your mouth all at one time. (candyass)

8. Can come up with rhymes after someone has broken wind, such as "he who denied it supplied it" and" he who smelt it delt it." (magnus)

7. Mail tampering. (Nadroj 1999)

6. Copier repair. (extremely tired Mommy whose baby was screaming all night because he is teething)

Do you ramble on when you're tired?

5. Member of the NRA for 12 years and running! (JERRYS DAD)

4. Evidence hiding. (Nadroj 1999)

3. The whole serial killer thing. (bob the lord of insufficient light)

2. White-house internship. (DJ Orsher)

Muffin really should've left this one off...

1. 1994 winner of the National Salami Throwing Contest.