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20. The living room becomes your very own live maggot farm. (Alpha)
19. You find yourself swimming to the kitchen. (Sepuku)
18. You're so good at getting in and out the chimney, you give Santa a run for his money. (Opal)
17. You're considering raising the ceilings just to be able to walk over everything. (cRAZY dAVE)
16. The pile of dirty clothes in your room is now the second highest peek in North America. (Pepito)
15. O.J. Simpson comes over to hide evidence. (vipercat)
14. Dinner comes from behind the couch cushions. (timmy)
13. To improve the appearance of your home you blow it up. (P.S.Revenge)
12. A small family of racoons live in your house somewhere. (Joenifty)
11. A gieger counter is getting readings off your carpet. (PyroDust)
10. When you turn the fan on and the National Weather Service advises a dust storm warning. (mnash@stc.net)
9. You find distress messages written in the inches of dust from your buried pets. (Alpha)
8. Your latest record for being able to find the phone when it rings is three days. (Chase)
7. After a while, diving into the junk isn't fun anymore. (Opal)
6. The cock-roches leave becuase they cant stand the mess. (Josh@cnr0inc.com,vipercat)
5. The dirt starts to develope an intelligence of its own. (Joenifty)
4. There's that reoccuring suspicious smell comming from the bathroom. (Beta)
3. The snakes are getting harder to control. (P.S.Revenge)
2. The Energizer Bunny comes to visit his cousin...DUST BUNNY. (vipercat)
Just a note... if your house matches 2 or more of these criteria I suggest just moving away from your house. crazy squirrel comes up with the #1 sign that it's time to clean up shop...
1. You are constantly awakened by the cries of the overhead, circling vultures.
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