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10. "I'm a Sanitation Engineer! I'm a Sanitation Engineer!" (jeandenim)
9. "I knew eating Cereals were worth it!!! MOOOOOOM! can you get me a pair of scissors to cut it off the box?" (Code R3D)
8. "Paper or plastic?" Liberal arts major. (Arianrhod)
7. "Argh! Papercut! I'm bleeding to death!" Emphasized with fake blood and second rate drama skills. (KCSunshine)
6. "Now I have something to replace the toilet paper roll I've been using since 1st grade!" (Matt Jordan)
5. "Oh, boy! No more getting up early to go somewhere I don't want where I have to do boring stuff!" (Impulse Shopper)
4. I guess cheating on my finals DID pay off! (Paul)
3. Shake fist violently and say: "I would have gotten this sooner if it hadn't been for you snooping kids!" (BOBH)
2. "Wow...those 27 years of Sally Struthers correspondenceschool really paid off!" (KCSunshine)
jackass would be a, well you know...
1. Anything that could possibly follow the sentence: "Principle Matthews, for years I've wanted to tell you this, and I've waited until now because there's nothing you can do about it. What are you going to do, expel me?"
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