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10. The bloody razor and the scars on your wrist couldn't have been done when you were awake. (Opal)
9. You get a "Preferred Customer" card from the all-night diner up the street, but you don't ever recall being there. (Berley)
8. Policemen give you the thumbs up as you drive to work. (Melissa)
7. You're clothes come out of the washing machine yellow, but they're definitely not lemony fresh! (dac4460@sru.edu)
6. When you look in the mirror in the morning and the word "gatyaM" in on your forehead. (Ej)
5. Every morning when you wake up your car is out of gas and you are keep getting more tattoos. (MsMouse)
4. You wake up and realize you're driving your dog and his friends to Pizza Hut. (Cohn)
3. You wake up in the 7 Eleven dumpster the next morning. (Paul)
2. For some unknown reason, you need new bunny slippers every other week 'cuz the soles are worn out. (Mik)
Sleepwalking isn't bad for everyone, just think of the lawyers with their lawsuits asking "what's that car doing in the middle of the street?" sarah comes up with the #1 sign you sleepwalk...
1. Every morning before getting ready for work you have to walk home.
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