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Top Ten Signs Aliens Are Invading Earth

10. Fox's New Special: When Aliens Attack. (BadFrogDay)

9. When you turn on the radio, all you hear is "Quack, quack, quack, quack." (DJ Orsher)

8. Bill Gates has new software that actually works. (David Angel)

7. You can't quite figure out what those circles are doing in your lawn. (Chef Moyerdee)

6. You thought your boss only had 2 arms last week but now he seems to have 4. (Anonymous)

5. People actually start celebrating Christmas in July. (King)

4. The ever-popular tin foil hat is making a comeback. (jeandenim)

3. Ross Perot. What other explanation is there? (MartinFisher)

2. Anal probe sales are up 400%. (KCSunshine)

Lily knows where the aliens are...

1. Well think about it, if you had the chance to move to a polluted, crowded, burning planet that have plenty of contaminated water supplies wouldn't YOU want to?

Originally published: 07/17/1999

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