Old Top Ten Lists | Old Randomly Thinking | Old Good Bad Worse
Before we get started today, an honorable mention to Berley for submitting the response that most sucked-up to the list maker... "You only hear rumors about a 'cool, interactive top ten list', but never get to actually see it for yourself." Thanks, I'm touched.. :-)
10. It looks suspiciously like an abacus. (Ishmael399@aol.com)
9. You never knew the apple was in so many colors until you saw your cousin's screen. (Berley)
8. When you switch it on, your family has to raise the TV volume. (mtc)
7. The noise of the squirrel running in the wheel in the back of your computer drives you crazy! (koolkat)
6. You're still using white out to correct mistakes on your computer screen. (Geno)
5. Using the math coprocessor requires you to take off your shoes. (Alpha)
4. You bought it yesterday. (dkmiller@one.net)
3. It takes up your entire basement. (NyMpHo, sarah)
2. Insert favorite Pong remark here. (Karebear, vipercat, rick@clubi.ie, MrSaturn1, dkmiller@one.net)
My personal favorite sign that your computer is out of date is that it can't run Windows 95.. oh wait, that's a sign that your computer is from last year. Oh well, koolkat comes up with the #1 sign that it's time to get a new computer...
1. O.J. Simpson finds the "real killers" and Bill Clinton rectifies the national debt before your computer finishes booting up.
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