Top Ten Signs You've Been in the Sun Too Long

Old Top Ten Lists | Old Randomly Thinking | Old Good Bad Worse

10. Your skin has gone from white to red to green to neon pink. (PyroDust)

9. They hire you to be the Oscar Mayer weiner mascott. (Alpha)

8. You no longer have skin left to peel. (sarah)

7. Instead of having a nice tan, you have a black crisp. (S. Hatland)

6. You glow in the dark. (vipercat)

5. You notice that your black t-shirt is lighter than you. (The Darkness)

4. The heat from your body sets off the sprinklers in your office. (Pepito)

3. You get compliments on your new leather jacket, but you aren't wearing one. (Berley)

2. Your dermatologist says, "Wow, I guess that Michael Jackson disease goes both ways,huh?" (LKTRGirl)

Too much sun bad make feel funny, KAH comes with #1 response...

1. Your Noxema sizzles and boils away when you try to put some on your arm.