Top Ten Signs Your High School Teacher Worships Satan

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10. He teaches Phys-ed. (Big Mack)

9. His classroom is set up with the desks in a circle with a star in the middle. (Spider)

8. His screen saver is a severed head spinning around. (Sofro)

7. All your math problem answers are 666. (eggman)

6. She lights his dead butterflies on fire...without using matches. (Ebony)

5. You don't remember goat's blood being a usual ingredient of cookies in your other home economics classes. (eggman)

4. Whenever she enters the room everybody shivers. (Sofro)

3. Those 3 weeks you had to spend studying "The Master Literature of Mr. Anton Szandor Lavey." (Pretty Whore)

2. He starts building an ark. (Spider)

Jewels knows something just ain't right...

1. When you are bad he tells you to report to "the Master" immediately.