Top Ten New Features of Mac OS 8

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10. One word: Spel Chzecher. (Cody)

I thought that was the upgrade for MS Office 97?!?

9. The screensavers all involve the horrible beating of Bill Gates and other Microsoft bigwigs. (Carlos)

8. The new retinal interface replaces "point and click" with "look and blink." (Bullfrog)

7. You need to change its oil after 10 000 miles. (CaMel MAN)

6. Ebonics-compatible! (Bullfrog)

5. Holding down the CTRL, 7 and H keys simulataneously causes the computer to vocalize, "Die Bill Gates" in throaty demonic voice. (HrvdGrl)

4. You can throw away that old hamster wheel. (S&K Hatland)

3. There is soft, soothing music to listen to while waiting for you browser. (KAH)

2. Whenever Bill Gates is sensed within 5 feet, it blows up. (Joenifty1@aol.com)

This response from GG1111 needs no introduction...

1. Copy Protection: Bill Gates can't have a copy.