Top Ten Excuses for Being Late for Work

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10. My computer was taking it's time booting up. (Cohn)

9. (for a just-out-of-college newbie to REAL work) Oh, I thought it was summer vacation. (Erica)

8. Had trouble finding car to steal. (vipercat)

7. My dog ate my alarm clock! (KAH)

6. They're shooting a movie in your neighborhood, and Mr Stallone's trailer was blocking your driveway. (Kimmie)

5. Had to finish drying my toupee. (Tarquin)

4. My legs fell off. (Bunny)

3. Your alarm clock was in your other pants. (S Hatland)

2. Your rooster died sometime in the night. (Berley)

Being late has no excuse, but if you absolutely must be use vipercat's excuse...

1. Had to run down a few old ladies in the park.