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Top Ten Signs It's Time to go Back to School

10. It starts snowing. (Cohn)

9. Have 18,000 empty folders in backpack. (dogleg)

8. Gun sales are up. (vipercat)

7. You have to stop dating the teacher. (dogleg)

6. All mothers have pulled out most of their hair. (Berley)

5. All the stores started pushing pencils and notebooks 2 months ago. (MIK)

4. Michael Jackson seen crusing by the elementary schools again. (Nympho)

3. Motorists are slowing down to 60 mph in school zones. (vipercat)

2. Parents everywhere seem happier than normal. (vipercat, that one guy!, dogleg, Joenify@aol.com, 'Dara)

School's almost in and parents all over are celebrating, they won't have to hear their kids until at least 3PM! I'm sure everyone agrees with Chase's number one repsonse...

1. I slept in.

Originally published: 08/16/1997

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