Top Ten Christmas Gifts for Under $1.00

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10. Hot wild porn off the Internet. (Spider)

9. Anything Pokemon in about six months. (Jewels)

8. A copy of Dennis Rodman's biography. (Anonymous)

7. Underwear at Goodwill. (Lumps)

6. A Lucky penny. (Joe Blowy)

5. Roadkill-- preferably raccoon. (muffin)

4. A non-Y2K Compliant computer. (Marigold)

3. One free handful from the pharmacy's "mystery bag." (mookow)

2. Two Tylenol plus a Band-Aid = cheap first aid kit. (Arianrhod)

Darwin Is Dead is being especially generous this holiday season...

1. About a million pogs.