Old Top Ten Lists | Old Randomly Thinking | Old Good Bad Worse
Before we get to the regular entires here are some runners-up that I just had to put in...
He doesn't wear a bullet-proof vest. (Mik)
He is the only one who actually eats the school lunch. (Alpha&Cohn)
He doesn't carry a gun for self-defense. (Ishmael399)
And now the Top Ten Signs Your New Principal is craaaaazzy...
10. New credit course: Serial Killers 101. (vipercat)
9. The opener to all his speeches is "You all stink!!Shut UP!!!! I'M TALKING YOU JERKS AAAAAAHHHHHH" He then proceeds to get on all fours and bark. (Fred the toaster)
8. Begins morning announcements by singing theme from "Love Boat". (AdMan)
7. He wears a different toupe every day of the week and wonders how all the students knows he's bald. (Brittany)
6. He's declared every second Tuesday as "Hug Your Principal" Day. (KAH)
5. Over the intercom he discribes his strange addiction to cheese. (Alpha)
4. School Christmas pageant replaced by fat guy singing karaoke. (AdMan)
3. Changed 3rd period to Happy Hour. (dogleg)
2. Secretly switches school funds with decaffinated Folger'scrystals. (AdMan)
Remember the good old days when your old principal let you do whatever you wanted? Well, SNAP OUT OF IT and be glad you don't have you know....that one guy's principal...
1. He requests that all students join his cult.
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