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Here's some honorable mentions...
You actually have to get up earlier than two o'clock P.M. (Nutbunny)
4 years in the 10th grade is enough. (Scott)
You were just there last year. (uvula)
While doing business in the men's room you read a message scratched into the stall wall dated yesterday: "Timothy McVeigh was here". (Diveboi@aol.com)
McDonald's pays better. (Scott)
Now the list...
10. You have last week's number one insane principal. (ploop)
9. 74% of your homeroom class appeared on "Jerry Springer" this summer. (AdMan)
8.This means you're 2 month showerless streak must end. (prixie)
7. Your school has announced that it has adopted "MMMBop" as the new school song. (MB20grrl)
6. Odd new school slogan: "We put the Ed back in 'education.'" (KillyJean)
5. You don't want to spend three hours with a bus driver who suffers from male itch. (C8?0))
4. You haven't driven your Mom completely over the edge yet. (Berly)
3. Now that you're 30, it doesn't seem like fun anymore. (Heath)
2. The kid you stuffed into your locker on the last day of school is still missing. (vipercat)
So much time to waste such little time to do it... Kimmie comes up with the #1 reason NOT to go back...
1. Your parents expect you to drive the same Porsche you drove last year.
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