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10. Four words: "Cartoon Dynamite" and "AOL". /DJ Orsher
9. AOL's boring "good-bye" at signoff has been replaced with a perkier "Th-th-th-that's all folks!" /Sunfl0wer123
8. More leverage for AOL's attempt to copyright the term "America." /rorschak
7. Now you can get screwed over at the movies or in the comfort of your own home. /Cojack
6. No need to boot up your computer for porn mail anymore, just put the TV on TBS for all the hardcore sex you'd ever want to watch, all for just $9999.99. /Matt Jordan
5. The innovative new "Time Warner" feature that alerts you when you have remained connected to AOL for more than 20 seconds. /Hugh Jass
4. No more of that bothersome "choosing" between different companies. /mookowno more of the
3. AOL: The Movie. /juparc chacar (smbshahn@aol.com)
2. It is easier to assassinate the president of one company than those of two. /Baron
rorschak is looking forward...
1. Paves the way for the inevitable Microsoft-AT&T-Disney-the world merger.
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