Top Ten Things You're Not Supposed to Do After Labor Day

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10. Wear long pants in Florida. (MONEY)

9. Put money on the Mets. (vipercat)

8. Call in sick from work so you can have an extra day off. (slik-rik)

7. Kill people. (johnny)

Who am I to judge, but isn't that all year, johnny?

6. Yard work----might miss NFL pregame show. (vipercat)

5. Listen to Hansen after 6:00 p.m. (dogleg)

4. Sleep in. (Alpha)

3. Wear a shirt that says: "Happy Labor Day". (Qt13Qt, dogleg)

2. Join UPS and expect to go on strike so you don't have to work. (computer freak [microplanetx@hotmail.com])

Everyone knows no white shoes, but have you ever heard of Praxite's #1 thing not to do after labor day...1. Bathe in public.