Top Ten Signs You're Addicted to AOL Instant Messenger

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10. You have an unsettling urge to press "enter" after every sentence you speak. /The 13th Princess

9. You got the AOL Instant Messenger Underwear. /Anonymous

8. You included 12 emoticons in your last English essay. /Jennie

7. You've given up actually trying to do work while talking to other people online. /DFD

6. Instead of chuckling at a friends joke, you reply LOL. /The 13th Princess

5. Your buddy list has more than one person on it named "juparc." /juparc chacar (smbshahn@aol.com)

4. You know the names of all two hundred and forty-three members on your friends list. /Emsee

3. You try to register lots of times and get good names, and later you sell them. /Marigold

2. You use a laptop so you can take it with you into the bathroom. /Pandora

macguyzz@chicagonet.net (9:08PM): Matt is not addicted...

1. Matt (9:09PM): Hay, i cn qwit ne-time i wnt 2, k :-)