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Top Ten Reasons the Sun is Better Than the National Enquirer

10. Color beats black and white everyday! (Jill S)

9. They're both equally lousy. (Chrissy)

8. Who wants to look at pictures of Elvis when Bigfoot is around? (compdude)

7. No one likes real news, just look at the ratings Hard Copy gets! (Eddy)

6. Scandal with the president isn't quite as entertaining as scandal with the royal family! (GJones570)

5. X-Files doesn't explain everthing. (X-Maniac)

4. They're both a conspiracy, DON'T TRUST ANYONE! (Asdw2)

3. The Sun now offers a coupon section. (?)

2. Sun hasn't trashed the "Friends" cast. (Rachel)

We'll be the first to admit that they both lack that journalisic integrity, but com'on does anyone actually believe these stories? Pap doesn't and he comes up with the number 1 reason The Sun is better...

1. The pictures of people with horns growing out of their heads is much more amusing than the truth.

Originally published: 03/08/1997

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