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10. Ugly new web browser look not fully integrated yet. (GG1111)
9. Manufacturers forgot to put the "I Luv Bill Gates" stickersin the case. (vipercat)
8. Bill Gates using his time to buy Russia. (Joenifty1)
7.When you have 13 billion dollars you can do whatever you want too! (brawnerman)
6. It is Microsofts policy to delay everything as much as possible. (Melvin The Mighty)
5. Bill Gates has "mysteriously" disappeared. (Paul, Joenifty)
4. So many bugs they had to call in the Orkin Man. (DCBlank)
3. Someone caught on that it was only Windows '95 with a cool new design on the box. (Carlos)
2. Religious differences: Bill Gates thought he was God and the Lord disagreed. (Hurricane)
Ha Ha Windows users! Microsoft's got you! What are you gonna do about it? Throw away your $2000 computer system and get a whole new one with MacOS or OS/2 on it? No you won't! Microsoft insiders Berly and Kimmie really know why Windows 97, I mean 98 is delayed...
1. It's taking more time than Gates thought to rework Apple's ideas into the version so it will look like he thought of them all on his own.
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