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Here's a bonus ten to make sure you really know how to annoy people...
20. Make shadow puppets. (spam40@juno.com)
19. Demand your money back thinking the sneak previews was the movie. (vipercat)
18. Clap at the end of the movie as if they can actually hear you. (microplanetx@hotmail.com)
17. Pour pop on the shoes of the person in front of you while complaining of your bladder problem. (Praxite)
16. During the middle of an important part, look at the person sitting next to you and say, "who are you calling a pyscho!!!" (the numero uno honcho)
15. Have a popcorn fight with someone on the other side of the theatre. (MB20grrl)
14. Pick a noise, do that noise throughout the movie, yell out "SHUT UP", than do it again. (Barbie's best shopping friend)
13. Show "Batman and Robin". (hurricane456@hotmail.com)
12. Occasionly peer into your purse and ask "Got enough air in there?" (MsMouse)
11. Start screaming whenver they show the cute cuddly dog. (caitlin)
10. Keep telling the actors to shut up. (dogleg)
9. Drive the concessioners crazy by insisting on a Diet Coke with no phetylketonurics. (Big Mac)
8. Urinate in aisle so as not to miss the opening credits. (vipercat)
7. Make livid comments during the movie to the actors on screen with phrases such as, "You go girl!", or "What an idiot, don't go up there, can't you hear the music?" (koolkat)
6. Walk around with a flash light asking people if they ate the poisoned popcorn. (Warlordz)
5. Point out anyone who smuggles in food to the ushers. (Praxite)
4. Bring a hungry, breast-fed baby with you - especially if you're a man. (Kimmie)
3. Watch game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals on your portable T.V. (Joenifty1@aol.com)
2. Yodel. (Carlos, Shuggett@umich.edu)
There's nothing more annoying than bringing that stupid Urkel kid along, but since some of us don't have connections in Hollywood you might just want to do what Roi de Couer does when they go to the movies...
1. Jump, spilling soda all over everybody, and then sit down calmly as though nothing had happened.
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