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10. You have to block caller ID so they'll pick up the phone when you call. /Loon with a fried egg on top and spam
9. They pay for your college dorm even though you don't want to go. /XLsmurf@hotmail.com
8. You're still driving that 1999 BMW. /Steve Pretz
7. They've been trying to sell you on eBay for several months now, and are offering to throw in your Pokemon card collection, too, even though they'd planned on retiring on it. /jeandenim
6. They send you the "I love you" virus. /dyfs
5. That Horses head they put in your bed now gets more attention from them they you do. /katiehunte@aol.com
4. Your dad sends his assistant to give you away at your wedding. /juparc chacar (smbshahn@aol.com)
3. Your mom tries to cut off your life-support after being sent to the hospital for being run over with the lawn tractor by your dad. /Mother Shabooboo
2. You see Elian Gonzalez on TV and think about what a wonderful, caring family he has. /Smokey the Bear
Matt Jordan doesn't feel too loved...
1. They train your dog, the one you slept with for all these years, to attack you on sight.
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