Top Ten Rejected McDonald's Special Offers

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10. "Battlefield Earth" action figures: collect them before it leaves the theaters...whoops, too late. /juparc chacar (smbshahn@aol.com)

9. The Matrix virtual food: "Imagine the Taste!" /rorschak

8. For the movie "Chicken Run," the 20th customer gets a real live chicken. /Hephestos

7. McMicrosoft: We tell you what you want on your damn burger. /Bobo

6. Every millionth customer in the month of June gets to pick an employee to be fired. /Hephestos

5. Buy 1 extra value meal, get napkins AND straws totally free! /PROZAK

4. New happy meal toy: Eboli the uncooked patty. /Magnus

3. NRA Happy Meals: Get a real M-16 or Bazooka, with four chicken nuggets and a kiddy soda. /Smokey the Bear

2. If you have to wait for 15 minutes or more at the drive in your meal is cold. /Darwin Is Dead

Did somebody say kramertim?

1. Microsoft action figures.