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10. He claims that his favorite childhood book was The Very Hungry Caterpillar, which wasn't published until the year after he graduated from Yale. /Anonymous
9. Instead of babies, he kisses strollers. /New World Man
8. After choosing your favorite presidential candidate via the tried and true "one potato, two potato" method, you discover that that's exactly how he chose his running mate. /XeneX
7. Actually thinks that there is an Old Hampshire. /Hephestos
6. His campaign focuses on preparing for possible computer glitches in the year 2000. /Bobo
5. He thinks that by promoting good, honest family values, that the public will vote him in. /Lysidium
4. He's set to appear on WWF Survivor Series and he's booked into a dinner raising awareness for victims of spinal cancer on the same night. /Slug
3. He's actually, get this, RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT! /rorschak
2. He changes the currency to chickens. /Chris
Matt Jordan gets #1 as well...
1. His name is George W. Bush.
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