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First, a message from katiecool...
Stop using stupid AMERICAN politics as top ten lists! CANADA ROCKS.
We thought Cleveland rocks. That's too confusing, but who are we to argue with a request like that? If you live in another country (or Canada) the title of this top ten list is "Top Ten Rejected Dictatorship Running Mates." Have fun,kids.
10. Britney Spears...actually, that'd be pretty funny. /Mother Shabooboo
9. Satan. /Lilith "what would Satan do?"
8. Jesus. /Lilith "what would Satan do?"
7. Scrappy Doo. /DFD
6. That old hag on the Old Navy Commercials. /Hephestos
5. A small pile of yellowish goo. /Loon with a fried egg on top and spam
4. Anyone who has ever been on "Hollywood Squares." /guy indaoatmealbox
3. A lone crusader in a fight to champion the helpless, the powerless, against a new breed of outlaws who operate above the law. /juparc chacar (smbshahn@aol.com)
How dare you even suggest such a thing!
2. That funny kid down the street who fixes everything with duct tape. /Smokey the Bear
Davakat knows that this presidential running mate (or dictatorship running mate, depending on your location) was rejected...
1. You. Don't dictatorships NOT hold elections?
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