Top Ten Signs Your Sister is Easy

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10. That "Open 24 Hours" tattoo on her leg. /ladylazarus

9. She volunteers to take all her clothes off after losing one game of strip poker. /Aussie with a Bone >:-)

8. She's pregnant, and the line of possible fathers (or hermaphrodite mothers) is at least 10 times longer then this list. /Matt Jordan

7. Her bedroom has a "take a number" machine. /King of all Morons

6. She can give you the make, model and year of any car just by seeing the back seat. /chinchilla chuck

5. Your friends come over an awful lot. /Homer Time

4. She has been elected to the White Trash Hall of Fame. /King of all Morons

3. It seems that you wake up next to her every morning for some reason, And you don't remember going to sleep with her in the bed. /Matt Jordan

2. The first thing she usually says in the morning is "Are you guys all on the same football team?" /Gerry

juparc chacar (smbshahn@aol.com), that's a really immature attitude...

1. Your state's tourism has doubled since she turned 18.